Holiday wishes to my favorite group chat!
I was going to call you to wish you a happy St. Patrick’s Day, but then I thought it would be better if I texted. In the group chat. I love holidays. I love my friends. I do not always love celebrating holidays with my friends in the group chat. Someone starts it off—“wishing you all a festive St. Patrick’s Day!” and then everyone else chimes in. “Happy St. Patrick’s Day to all of YOU!” “Love you all—may the luck of the Irish be with you!” Next come the memes and the gifs. What could possibly be cuter than Snoopy blowing a kiss of four-leaved clovers to you? Or here’s one of a leprechaun drinking green beer! Then come the hearts. They are usually from the thoughtful friends who want to individually acknowledge all the comments made so far by “hearting” them. The beer drinking leprechaun gets a “haha,” of course. I know it’s a holiday when I pick up my phone and have 82 new notifications. Did you ever want to break up with a text group? I will admit it—sometimes group te